Korok katamari
summary of totks first week
my boyfriend found sidon bc he knocked a Solider Construct off the Sky Island, jumped down to catch up with it, and LANDED IN THE SLUDGE FUCKING UP MIPHA’S COURT
it’s the most Canonically Legend Of Zelda thing we’ve done so far😭
Link: Oh fuck, the thing i’m fighting just fell and i really want that sword.
Link: (Jumps off of an Island 100 miles in the air with his claymore OUT. Lands in a bunch of sludge with no monster to be found)
Link: (turns around to find Sidon instead of the monster)
Sidon: HEY BUDDY NICE SEEING YOU HERE WHAT A CASUAL WAY TO DROP IN :D
‘Legend of Zelda: This Twink Can’t Stop Dying In Ridiculous Ways’ is a very fun game so far
Me, trying to navigate the tears of the kingdom map after logging god knows how many hours in botw: